Tuesday, August 14, 2012

BuzzFeed - Latest: 10 Olympic Athletes Who We Don't Want To Wait 4 Years To See Again

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10 Olympic Athletes Who We Don't Want To Wait 4 Years To See Again
Aug 14th 2012, 19:11

2016 is too far away.

McKayla Maroney — Gymnastics

McKayla Maroney — Gymnastics

If McKayla Maroney doesn't get a reality show, then I will have lost all faith in the institution that is American Reality TV, and wouldn't that be a shame. Maroney is talented, funny, charismatic, and is the owner of one of the all-time greatest bitch faces in history. I want to see what her high school is like: Is she the queen bee? Is she a dork? I don't know, and it's reality TV's job to tell me.

Image by MIKE BLAKE / Reuters

Ryan Lochte — Swimming

Ryan Lochte — Swimming

Is Ryan Lochte the biggest douchebag in Olympic history? Probably not; there have been a lot of people in Olympics. Stephon Marbury, for example. But regardless, Lochte is a douche, and I want to see him and his douche travels. He should host a No Reservations style show. Ryan Lochte "Jeah-ing" his way through Pakistan? Who wouldn't watch that?

Image by Ezra Shaw / Getty Images

Usain Bolt — Track

Usain Bolt — Track

Would anyone be opposed to track and field becoming the fifth major sport (after football, basketball, baseball, and soccer)? I want to see Usain Bolt race every weekend. No? Can't do that? Can we have Usain race things? I want to see him race a train. Maybe an antelope. More Usain please.

Image by DAVID GRAY / Reuters

Mo Farah — Track

Mo Farah — Track

Mo Farah captured the hearts of Great Britain with his two gold medals and his "M" pose when he celebrated his wins, making him the rarest of things: a distance runner who is as badass about winning as a sprinter. Can't we follow his training regiment for 2016? He has an adorable daughter named Rihanna. She's precocious!

Image by Clive Brunskill / Getty Images


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