“Johnny Football, how we love him… how we tingle when the football flies!”
This is Johnny Football. He's only a redshirt freshman at Texas A&M, but he has a chance of winning the Heisman this season after slaying Alabama a few weeks ago.

Image by Dave Einsel / AP
Johnny Football is so good, he makes old women tingle when the football flies. He even inspired a very well done but terrifyingly creepy tribute song.
Going to go try and re-attach the skin that crawled off my body now.
H/T Samer Kalaf at Deadspin.
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