Being awful on online dating sites isn't just for Red Staters.
As much as I love mocking right-wingers and their raging Randian boners on OkCupid, it’s not just Romney-loving online daters who'll make you want to close up your ballot box forever. Liberals are also actively losing at the online dating game.
First up: This guy, who despite being a middle-aged white American man, would like to take credit for some of the most important political upheavals in recent memory:
“I was kind of responsible for the Arab Spring, by which I mean I once went to Egypt and used the word ‘freedom’ in front of my cab driver, so obviously I inspired revolutions across multiple countries.” Sounds about right. What would the rest of the world do without liberal white saviors to inspire and eventually free them? Just think of the things this man could inspire in you, and how many Peace Corps members you could produce together. Alternately, if you have a vagina, you could be his personal dictator:
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