Feel with me. Feel the ducks.
Look at this cute duck, chilling. Are you ready to feel?
A male mallard. A noble bird. A bird we feel familiar with. I know you, duck. I feel you.
Source: marotta47
Absolute confusion
Black ducks and female mallards look nearly identical and often live in the same places. It's so frustrating to try to tell them apart! Female mallards have a little big of white around their blue stripe.
Black ducks are a little more rare, so if in doubt, it's probably a mallard. Especially if you see one hanging around a male mallard.
Source: zxgirl
Intense nervousness
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I'LL DO ANYTHING, I WON'T EVEN SAY CUSSWORDS ANYMORE, JUST PLEASE LET THE DUCKS MAKE IT
Horney
This is what a duck penis looks like. It is kind of gross. In fact, I feel really uncomfortable, do you?
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