Uh oh! Everyone's favorite Internet cat, Lil Bub , took over BuzzFeed. Let's get ready to BUBFeed!
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"Hi. It's me, BUB. I'd have a hard time deciding what to do first as president, for sure. Since I was born on another planet, I don't think I could technically be the prez. But if they made an exception for a remarkable being such as myself, my first instinct would be to take a nap. But then again I might be too amped up from the thrill of becoming the first cat president. And the first dwarf president. And the first nudist president.
Anyway, after my nap I think my first point of business would be to keep your planet's temperature under control. It's so stinking hot, and my tongue sticks out enough as it is. Also I want to make sure I can eat fresh fishes for the remainder of my life. And, as morbid as it might sound, let's hope your planet lives longer than I do."
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